If I was a female, this post would just be the best.
I can’t breathe
I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha
Ahaha omg
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NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
this is probably my favorite joke ever made on the show
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there are 7,000,000,000 people on this planet do you know how many of them want to date me the answer is 0
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i have three fundamental emotions
- haha
- horny
- sigh
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(via making--out)
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There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
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